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Richard Christy's Film "Majestic Loincloth" Is Released!

My film Majestic Loincloth has finally been released! This is a film that I shot way back in 2002-2004 and needless to say, it is possibly the Manliest, most Sword Swinging, Headbanging, and all around Idiotic movie of all time! If you want a good laugh then you should definitely check it out! It is on Youtube.com in Two Parts. Here are the Links To Majestic Loincloth:
Majestic Loincloth Pt 1: YouTube.com/1
Majestic Loincloth Pt 2: YouTube.com/21


 

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EVIL NED III
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EVIL NED III on YouTube. I had to put the movie up in 5 parts because there's a ten minute limit for YouTube vids and if anybody out there makes it through all five parts I gotta hand it to you because this movie is about as low budget and badly acted as they come! But it is funny though, I think anyway, and if you're into stupid, sophomoric, drunken humor then you'll probably like it! I play the part of the monster Skullfuck in the film so that right there tells you where the films intelligence level is! Here's a funny review of Evil Ned 3 on a Zombie Movie Website called ZMDB.org:

Story: An evil monster who was once human rises from the grave as an even more evil monster zombie. He launches a plan to take over the world under the control of his master. The monster zombie plans to use ancient underwear, feces, and evil ducks to accomplish his mission. It's up to a superhero to stop him.

Running Time: 45 Minutes

User comments: Hilariously Awful Oh man, this is one of those really god awful SOV that some Camcorder Coppola thought would be a good idea at the time. Now, admiteddly, I did enjoy the film. It is horribly bad in many ways, but it still turned out to be a lot of fun. Everything is so damn cheap in here that you can't help but laugh. Skullfuck is obviously a store-bought mask. The ducks are nothing more than decoys. The superhero has a guy flipping his cape as he flies. You can actually see the hand moving it. With this much cinematic incompetence though, you can't help but laugh at this stuff. by: Verhoskan

I love that review! Here's a link to that review on the web: TrashVideo.org

Also, I want to thank everybody who's been coming out to the Killers of Comedy shows that I've been a part of! We're having a blast on the road and a big thank you to all the fans who've come to see us! We have some great shows coming up too, like tomorrow night at Starland Ballroom in Sayreville, New Jersey and July 4th at the House of Blues in Atlantic City. You can check my website richardchristy.com for dates and also the calendar on my myspace page has all of my standup comedy dates. Hope to see you there! I did something really fun for Memorial Day this year too, I was cast in a horror movie called Albino Farm and I played a crazy religious redneck! The film company flew me to Missouri and I even got to have 3 hours worth of special makeup effects applied to me! I'm so excited because I'm a huge horror fan and I've always dreamed of being in a horror movie. This movie is going to be scary as hell and I can't wait to see the finished product! I wanna thank the director Sean McEwan and the whole cast and crew of the movie for being so awesome, I had a blast! I'm not sure when it's being released but if you're into horror movies you should definitely check it out! There's a cool article about Albino Farm on the front page of Fangoria.com right now. Here's a link to the article: Fangoria.com

I also want to thank everybody who's listening to Sirius Satellite Radio and The Howard Stern Show, we're having a blast and the show's better than ever, if you don't have Sirius yet then I would highly recommend it! Also, thanks to everybody who listened to my show on Hard Attack Sirius 27 called Richard Christy's Heavy Metal Hoedown, I got tons of great feedback about the show so thanks to everybody who listened and banged their head to it! Hopefully I'll be doing another show on Hard Attack sometime soon! Well, its Beer-Thirty on Friday afternoon and I'm off to the Yankees vs. Mets game so I gotta run, thanks to everyone who's emailed me and I'll talk to you soon!

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